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Today's briefing

No stories ยท 11 November 2026

Quiet one

No West Ham news worth your minute today. We never pad, so check back tomorrow.

Called it

Who called the season right?

Every call with a place said 1st. West Ham are 9th, so all 6 are 8 places out so far.

Published pre-season predictions for West Ham, scored against the live table. Light-hearted, football only.

As it stands, 11 November 2026: 9th in the Championship.Everything stays still open until the final table.

The machines

ChatGPT

1st

8 places out so far.

Published by Fantasy Football Scout, 13 Aug 2026

ChatGPT

1st

8 places out so far.

Published by Sports Mole, 4 Aug 2026

Opta supercomputer

1st

Title 17%Automatic promotion 29%Top eight 72%Relegation 1%

8 places out so far.

Published by The Analyst, 11 Aug 2026

Parimatch UK Sportsbook supercomputer

1st

8 places out so far.

Published by Swansea Bay News, 26 Jun 2026

Statz model

1st

8 places out so far.

Published by Statz, 5 Aug 2026

Economics Observatory scorecast model

Odds only

Automatic promotion 88%Play-offs 12%

Gave odds, not a place: shown as published.

Published by Economics Observatory, 13 Aug 2026

The pundits

Richard Angell

1st

8 places out so far.

Published by The Groundhopper, 27 Jul 2026

The fans

No published fan poll for this season found yet. Fan voting is coming.

The papers

HITC

Predicted 1st, currently 9th.

Their prediction, 3 Aug 2026

Sporting Life

Predicted 2nd, currently 9th.

Their prediction, 10 Aug 2026

How predictions are scored

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Last summer

Every rumour

What happened to the summer 2026 transfer rumours: each one and how it ended.